"It's funny," she said.
"What's funny?," said her friend.
"That I could have gone my whole life not even knowing that he's out there, but now that I know, it just ticks me off that he doesn't like me."
"So, not so much funny 'ha ha' as funny in the Alanis Morissette 'Ironic' kind of way."
"Yeah, it's like meeting the man of your dreams, and then realizing you're not his type."