When you date online, you take the risk that someone - the someone you're dating, the someone who's met your parents, the someone you REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY like - is going to stay "active" on the site.
So, I don't swear, but I will say this:
What the hell did you mean when you said, "Oh, you're not the one who's been to Italy." Who the hell else has been to Italy that you're confusing me with? How many girls are you dating? How the hell do you have time to date more than me?
That's all. Thank you.